From the Desk of Jeff King

Sign of the times

A Christian bookstore in my hometown unwittingly gave new meaning to the phrase "sacred cow." The storefront sign reads, "Purpose Driven Life Stock," referring to the best-selling book by Rick Warren. My wife Alisa, who has an active imagination, changed the letter "f" in Life to "v" and . . . well, you get the picture. I can't drive past the store now without thinking of a herd of cattle, which shouldn't be a stretch anyway since we live in mad cow country. Moooooooo!